Due to COVID-19 impacting life significantly, which means no leaving my house, I am writing in the hopes to connect and feel a little less confined to the space I currently inhabit. I will live vicariously through my words!
Now all I need is a good story. Ah the story of YouTube lying to me lol
It was a sunny afternoon today and not much was afoot. At 2pm, I decided to make some bread bags with some fancy fabric given to me by a friend. It was pretty, had Paris stuff all over it which meant my bread bags were going to look chic, sophisticated. They were going to look dope!
I’d spent the week watching videos on YouTube about making bread bags and finally worked out what these people were going on about when it came to the right and wrong side of the fabric and got to work. The videos I watched promised a project done in about 30 minutes.
I briefly considered sewing a couple of tea towels, or even buying something online. I then remembered I had this fabric, I was going to use it for another project that never eventuated. This seemed like the time to pull it out and use it. (And save myself some cash). Locating my ironing board and iron in my laundry, hidden next to the recycling centre, I set it up put my fabric on and ironed it out. For an amateur such as myself, even I knew that I needed to iron it out flat. I then needed a pattern or a template. Freezer bag to the rescue! I placed my fabric on the bench (wrong side up) put down the freezer bag and traced around it, leaving space on the sides as I knew (from previous sewing projects and these very well informed YouTube seamstresses) that I needed to account for extra space.
Then I pinned and got sewing. Halfway through this, I forgot that I didn’t have pretty ribbon or string I could put through (as a drawstring) like all the YouTubers had and made my own “ribbon” out of an old pair of holey pants, thus drawing out the entire process. This was more complicated than I originally thought as it wasn’t as easy as just snipping a couple of long pieces of fabric. If I did that, I’d have uneven fabric and loose stuff everywhere. Realising this, I kind of rolled them up and then sewed them so that they looked like fabric headbands. And right now, a light bulb appeared on the side of my head as I could totally use the leftovers to create a headband. I’m so creative.
After I made my fabric headbands/ribbons I got back to finishing my sewing. My husband came in, and proudly showed him what I had done. He asked ‘are you going to do a drawstring?’ Uh no. My “ribbons” were way too thick and I decided to just tie it around the top and hoped that it wouldn’t come undone in the fridge. He then suggested loops, like belt loops and I got back to work cutting up the scraps into loops and putting them on the top at the open end and sewing them up. I created three thick ones; two on either end and one in the middle. I went to show my husband in the office. He then pointed out that because I’d put a loop through the top in the middle, how would I get the bread in? I threw my project down in frustration and stormed out of the room annoyed with myself. I needed to cook dinner for my children who were having fun outside whilst I’d slaved over these bread bags that I’d now ruined.
I made dinner, they ate outside whilst I ate inside and kept on working on the bags. My husband suggested I cut the loops in the middle and see if I could turn them into smaller loops around the top of the bag instead of you know, across it and preventing anything entering said hole. I had nearly finished when they both had showers, but stopped as well, it was bed time. When they were FINALLY in bed, my youngest came out a couple of times whilst I was working and chatted to me about how great it would be if he and his brother could stay up late, watch TV until dark time, played wrestles and THEN go to bed. I smiled, “Yes, that would be great. Goodnight honey, now go back to bed” “I just need to fix this toy” “Mate, it’s bed time. Goodnight. Go to bed” Off he went, but alas! He was not ready to sleep. He came out one more time commenting on the Lego city we had built before he and his older brother went to bed. “Yes mate, but I’ll have to put it away if you keep coming out”. That did the trick as he went to bed, I finished off my project (now nearly 9pm). It took me 5 hours, not 30 minutes, thus YouTube lied. Oh well, I’m partly to blame for not being 100% prepared. Oops.
I then took some pictures of adorable bread bags and shared them online. They are by no means perfect. The hand stitching of the loops are a bit messy, but they are functional! I will give them a gentle machine wash (in cold water) and tomorrow I will be baking bread! Here you go, a picture!
If you got this far, well done. My husband just walked in surprised I’m still awake (it’s 11pm) – and I replied that I have a need to connect to the outside world since being confined to this house with two small boys (5 and 3). They are adjusting to life at home with Mummy, and this week they’ve been bored. I’ve spent most of the week recovering from a wisdom tooth extraction I had on Tuesday so it’s been painful, but even more painful was attempting to explain to my kids that because Mummy had an operation on her mouth, I wasn’t able to 1)speak much and 2)play much. My 5 year old was like “Mummy, your phone could speak for you” So I downloaded a text to speech text for their benefit. Apparently it’s very funny when Mummy’s words come out of my phone in a British robot voice. Even weirder when I applied accents to it (yest the app had some accents which was bizzare) Mr 5 was in hysterics when I was trying to communicate to them to do something as simple as brush their teeth.
Goodnight world. I keep praying that God would hold us close and give us His peace during these crazy times.